July 2012
64 posts
katara: water. earth. fire-
me: AIR. LONG AGO, THE FOUR NATIONS LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY. BUT THEN, EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED. ONLY THE AVATAR, MASTER OF ALL FOUR ELEMENTS COULD STOP THEM. BUT, WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED. A HUNDRED YEARS PASSED AND MY BROTHER AND I DISCOVERED THE NEW AVATAR, AN AIRBENDER NAMED AANG. AND ALTHOUGH HIS AIRBENDING SKILLS ARE GREAT, HE HAS A LOT TO LEARN BEFORE HE'S READY TO SAVE ANYONE. BUT I BELIEVE, AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD.
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
me: I have a headache
family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
me: *leaves*
when a teacher is pregnant
people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
me: omg she had sex
